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    thefremen:

    “That’s not fair, how many people have you met?”

    “Enough.”

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      animalstalkinginallcaps:

      I WISH THEY’D PUT IN A CHIPOTLE AROUND HERE.

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        I don’t want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got everything I ever wanted just like that, and it didn’t mean anything? What then?
        Neil Gaiman, Coraline. (via kayleyhyde)

        I have a raging swamibooba for Neil Gaiman.

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          Frankly, I adore your catchy slogan, “Adoption, not Abortion,” although no one has been able to figure out, even with expert counseling, how to use adoption as a method of birth control, or at what time of the month it is most effective.
          BARBARA EHRENREICH, The Worst Years of Our Lives (via defencelessandsilent)
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            Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very’; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
            Mark Twain
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              erinburr replied to your post: I think I’m having a comfort food phase.

              Please tell me there is a recipe for this magical dish.

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              filigrees replied to your post: I think I’m having a comfort food phase.

              i have no idea what that is but i want it so bad.

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              mar-see-ah replied to your post: I think I’m having a comfort food phase.

              what is impossible cheeseburger pie???

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              ttssgg replied to your post: I think I’m having a comfort food phase.

              ummm, recipe?!

              Wow, really? My mom used to make this probably once a week! It’s a Bisquick recipe.

               

              • 1 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef
              • 1 large onion, chopped (1 cup)
              • 1/2 teaspoon salt
              • 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese (4 oz)(No. Double this.)
              • 1/2 cup Original Bisquick® mix (Or generic Bisquick, if it was on sale. Or homemade Bisquick mix, if you’re fancy.)
              • 1 cup milk
              • 2 eggs

              •  Heat oven to 400°F. Spray 9-inch glass pie plate with cooking spray. (I use a casserole dish, because I usually add twice as much everything.)
              • In 10-inch skillet, cook beef and onion over medium heat 8 to 10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until beef is brown; drain. Stir in salt. Spread in pie plate. Sprinkle with cheese. (Or, if you’re me, use twice as much cheese and layer it with the ground beef in a casserole dish.)
              • In small bowl, stir remaining ingredients with fork or wire whisk until blended. Pour into pie plate.
              • Bake about 25 minutes or until knife inserted in center comes out clean. (And then broil for a few minutes so the cheese on top is brown and crispy.)
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                • Cinderella: I doubt (you) have any idea how a girl should be treated.
                • Prince in disguise: Like a princess?
                • C: No, like a person. With kindness and respect!
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